Michael Brown to Start Emergency Planning Consulting BusinessYes, I’m a fiction writer, but no, I didn’t make this up. I mean, this is way too out there to be a convincing fiction. I’ve been trying to find something to compare this to. It ain’t easy, but here’s a try. Former FEMA director Michael Brown starting an emergency planning consulting business is equivalent to:
~Tonya Harding opening a finishing school for girls
~Claire Danes giving acting lessons
~George W. Bush penning a text on grammar and usage
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Yo, Tonya. 1987 called. They want their hairstyle back.
Oh yes, don’t they? This is indeed an eighties photo. The newer, tougher Tonya has given up the athletic figure of yore for a mud-wrestlers’ less delicate physique.