NEWS:

here’s a headline from the “huh?” files

November 24th, 2005 by Michelle

Michael Brown to Start Emergency Planning Consulting BusinessYes, I’m a fiction writer, but no, I didn’t make this up. I mean, this is way too out there to be a convincing fiction. I’ve been trying to find something to compare this to. It ain’t easy, but here’s a try. Former FEMA director Michael Brown starting an emergency planning consulting business is equivalent to:
~Tonya Harding opening a finishing school for girls
~Claire Danes giving acting lessons
~George W. Bush penning a text on grammar and usage
Tonya Harding, long ago

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Posted in Ephemera, News & Politics

9 Responses

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    Yo, Tonya. 1987 called. They want their hairstyle back.

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    Oh yes, don’t they? This is indeed an eighties photo. The newer, tougher Tonya has given up the athletic figure of yore for a mud-wrestlers’ less delicate physique.

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Sans Serif began as a literary blog in September of 2005. Over time it has evolved into a more eclectic venture, with posts on books, politics, current events, literary happenings in the San Francisco Bay Area, publishing news, the writing life, and writing exercises. This blog is written by Michelle Richmond, author of four books of fiction: The Year of Fog, Dream of the Blue Room, The Girl in the Fall-Away Dress, and No One You Know (forthcoming, 2008).

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