Headlines today in the San Francisco Chronicle:
*Shark Bites Marin Author: Peller Marion, who wrote the book “Searching for the G Spot,” was bitten by an 18-foot tiger shark while swimming in Hawaii.
*Sex, Drugs, and Videotape: Ex-exotic dancer caught stealing meth from a man who died while they had sex is sentenced to jail.
*Squirrel Attacks Three in SJ
*Apocalypse Of The Honeybees: How poetically appropriate that the End of Humanity should come from such a tiny, sweet source