Would you do this with your car? No? Maybe you just haven’t found the right, um, vehicle.

Don’t eat the toad resin, no matter how much you want to impress a lady.

The wife of a former FBI agent who went missing in Iran in March 2007 is offering a reward for information about his whereabouts. “I do believe he’s alive and safe somewhere in Iran,” she said…Earlier this month, she marked the second wedding anniversary since her husband’s disappearance. The couple have seven children, ages 14 to 31. Robert Levinson apparently went missing while conducting a private investigation into a cigarette smuggling case on Iran’s Kish Island. The Iranian government refuses to cooperate with the U.S. in the investigation.