So the stock market was down 777 points yesterday, up more than 500 points today, it looks as though Congress may get some form of a deal through, and all of your hard-earned cash might not turn into confetti. Yay! Thanks in large part to McCain’s wildly erratic behavior and serious wonkiness (who stands up in front of ga-millions of people at the moment of the greatest financial disaster in America since the Great Depression and quips, “I’m a betting man!”) and Obama’s level-headedness, Obama is racing forward in the polls. But hey, enough about the economy, let’s get...


