A photographer from Family Circle is coming over to my house in a couple of weeks to do a photo shoot for a piece that my friend Meredith Maran wrote. Okay, this is the only publication I’ve been in that, like, all the chicks who were mean to me in high school probably subscribe to. So, okay, I have not lost all the baby weight yet. Aside from wearing black and sucking in my cheeks and stomach and subscribing to Deal-a-Meal, what tricks or feats of magic can I perform to make myself look ten pounds thinner and way less stressed out?